The Mechanical Contrivium ***********************…

The Mechanical Contrivium

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I just went to visit the blogs of those gals I liked b4, namely, Hui peng la, Gracie la, Li hong la… And volia! All of them are attached with handsome worthy boyfriends! =)

Lucky the guys all look great, with, it seems, great personality.
If I lose to ugly hopeless personality-less guys, I would have shot myself in da head.

Paper tomoro, and I haven’t start my revision yet. Erm, Messed up head. WATEVA. =)
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I saw this on Halif’s blog, and what the hell, I just try it for fun’s sake.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kity!

  1. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil kity.
  2. The colour of kity is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is!
  3. Cats use their kity to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
  4. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only kity.
  5. Never store kity at room temperature.
  6. If you toss kity 10000 times, it will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because its head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  7. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in kity!
  8. Contrary to popular belief, kity is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  9. Kity can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  10. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with kity in your mouth!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kit Fan!

  1. White chocolate isn’t technically chocolate, because it doesn’t contain Kit Fan!
  2. If you chew gum while peeling Kit Fan then it will stop you from crying.
  3. Baskin Robbins once made Kit Fan flavoured ice cream.
  4. Czar Paul I banished Kit Fan to Siberia for marching out of step!
  5. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Kit Fan is 10:1.
  6. Four-fifths of the surface of Kit Fan is covered in water!
  7. Half a cup of Kit Fan contains only seventeen calories.
  8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Kit Fan to reach the earth’s core.
  9. Kit Fan can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
  10. Kit Fan was originally called Cheerioats.
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HAHAHA… This is getting as stupid as the impossible dumb I-GOD.

Rock on.

~ by eclecticderby on February 27, 2006.

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