The Mechanical Contrivium ***********************…
The Mechanical Contrivium
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Note at the top:
I just went to visit the blogs of those gals I liked b4, namely, Hui peng la, Gracie la, Li hong la… And volia! All of them are attached with handsome worthy boyfriends! =)
Lucky the guys all look great, with, it seems, great personality.
If I lose to ugly hopeless personality-less guys, I would have shot myself in da head.
Paper tomoro, and I haven’t start my revision yet. Erm, Messed up head. WATEVA. =)
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I saw this on Halif’s blog, and what the hell, I just try it for fun’s sake.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kity!
- It takes forty minutes to hard-boil kity.
- The colour of kity is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is!
- Cats use their kity to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only kity.
- Never store kity at room temperature.
- If you toss kity 10000 times, it will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because its head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in kity!
- Contrary to popular belief, kity is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
- Kity can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with kity in your mouth!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kit Fan!
- White chocolate isn’t technically chocolate, because it doesn’t contain Kit Fan!
- If you chew gum while peeling Kit Fan then it will stop you from crying.
- Baskin Robbins once made Kit Fan flavoured ice cream.
- Czar Paul I banished Kit Fan to Siberia for marching out of step!
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Kit Fan is 10:1.
- Four-fifths of the surface of Kit Fan is covered in water!
- Half a cup of Kit Fan contains only seventeen calories.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Kit Fan to reach the earth’s core.
- Kit Fan can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
- Kit Fan was originally called Cheerioats.
HAHAHA… This is getting as stupid as the impossible dumb I-GOD.
Rock on.




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