Face the truth? Again? Anybody remembered this? …

Face the truth? Again?

Anybody remembered this?

Last year, feeling dejected that people are all thinking I am Mr Nice guy, I consulted FaceAnalyzer.com to see if its true that I look like a typical good guy.

I also FaceAnalyzed Halif’s gay photo.

WHAHA! He’s Jay Chou!

I wondered, seriously, does these Face Analyzers REALLY WORK??

There’s this pretty cool application online called MyHeritage.com.

What it does is the same as that FaceAnalyzer.com. You upload your photo, and they match it against the celebrities in their database. It’s quite fun. Plenty of people have tried it already, so I figured why not post up my results on stillframesinmymind.blogspot.com?

At first I just used a normal photo of myself.

And I got this:

WAH! WHO IN THE FUCKING TOOT WORLD IS IRIS CHANG???
Man, I started to hate this thing already. Tell me, in what way am I this horse face Iris Chang?

I decided to try something uglier.

Here’s a photo I’ve taken of myselflong long ago, when I possibly got the worse hairstyle ever.

How’s that for looks?

DAMNIT. I got this:

WOW! Now I am the mega super action star from Thailand. Tony Jaa, the famous guy who made movies like Ong Bak and stuffs. He’s so popular, he’s got his own TonyJaa.org. Some day i will get my own kitfan.com too!

I am Ong Bak! (Minus the nipples)

While I’m at it, might as well upload a rare photo of my classmate Wen Lin. This photo of her looking like she’s HIGH taken on our outing to Streamboat last month. Her face was all “steam-looking” because she seems to like prawns alot.

So here’s her result:

Wa liao, SO UNFAIR LO!

Dumb machine! Give me all the cock looking matches, then give her so nice one.

One of my favourite pictures is Halif’s gay photo, and I will not let the chance slip to humilate him again.. WHAHA.

I was half-expecting my match to turn out like this.

Angelina with her thick lips, Just like halif.

Unexcitingly, I received no match to the database. What a let down.

But you see, I very the smart. If there’s one thing I know about face recognition engines, it’s that they analyse the

eyes

of the person to determine a match.

Halif’s eyes so bloody small in that pic. That’s why there’s no match.

So I did this.

Guess who’s Halif’s match?

BEYONCE FREAKIN’ KNOWLES!!!

Which part of him looks like bootylicious Beyonce?

This is my last attempt at this face recognition shit.
What is the heritage of…. KING KONG?

The result…..

“Waddup all mah niggaz in da hood?! Dis iz fiddy callin’ up all mah homeboyz from K-to-da-U-ching! Ya dig? OH YI OH YI OH YI!” (Complete with trademark chest hitting action)

I have finally come to a definate conclusion.

This face definition shit, is crap. HAHA. But fun crap.

Rock on.

~ by eclecticderby on April 8, 2006.