Vital Statistics! Admit it. Your BMI indicates op…

Vital Statistics!

Admit it. Your BMI indicates optimal weight, but you still wanna be slimmer.

The truth is,

I am slim enough. In real life.

BUT NOT IN PHOTOS.

I can look as if i’m five months pregnant if the shot is not angled properly. Everybody knows the camera puts 10 pounds on you. That is why photography models are always extra skinny so that they look “just nice” in photos. Likewise, if you look “just nice” in person, you will look “a bit on the plump side” in photos.

True, there’s this operating theatre known as Photoshop and we can always perform digital surgery on ourselves.

However, you may be able to PS your own photos to your heart’s content, but others might not PS your photos for you.

That’s why celebrities always look so much skinnier in real life; because they are striving to appear fat-free in the newspapers!

So cham right.

All of us average-weight people are dying to lose more weight (even though there’s a chance of looking anorexic in real life) JUST FOR THOSE DAMN PHOTOS!

“Eh, i look fat in this pic. My tummy is bulging wei. Gosh, i have fat arms! Fine, i’m skipping dinner later!”

Tell me i don’t look fat!
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Given that I am going NS soon, WAHAHA, let me post some of my vital statistics here. When I am out after 2 weeks, let’s see how NS can touch up my body!

1) My Weight